The old Martin no longer exists. Marge: Well, Homer, there seems to be a lot of good obedience schools here. I'll explain one more time, and then I'm going to hang up on you. Man: I'm sorry, sir. I don't know the rules of your sport. Wake up, Bart. The Bouvier family quilt. Dr. Hibbert: Uh, not that I'm angry, but how did you get my home number? Must... take... test... [falls back to the floor] -- Bart the Thespian, ``Bart Gets an F'' Bart leaves the classroom clutching his stomach. (gasps) My shoelaces.... Homer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! My little girl is growing up. Wise guy. Well, okay, you're the sickie. Thank you, Dr. Hibbert. Lisa: Oowww! F.D. Never have I seen a more noble thing than you, brother. Look in my eyes. I'll put it on the refrigerator. I'm insulted. What's the matter? Who cares about some test? Lisa: "Keep On Truckin' "? Owwww! Winthrop: There are two ways for a dog to relieve himself. I'll go first. You get rest and have a lollipop. It's me, Homer! Lisa: I've got a weekend job helping the poor and I'm only eight. You did! Lisa: Sewing a new quilt. I've been failing a lot of tests recently. Look at those funny little whiskers. Better skedaddle-y-do. I'm sure Mom agrees with me. We have time for one more report. So in conclusion, on a scale of I to 10... 10 being the highest, I the lowest, and 5 average, I give it... a 9. Bart is an underachiever, yet he seems to be.... One of his problems is a short attention span. Marge: You just need to develop a callous. Quite ingenious. Come on! See you soon. He taught that the noblest concerto can be drained of its beauty and soul. "Bart Gets an 'F'" is the first episode of the second season of The Simpsons. Ned: Well, they're not giving them away. Assassins! Bart: But we have to say goodbye because you don't understand a word I say. Crisis brings out the best in you. Look at these results: 55, 42, 26. The other, like a hose without a fireman. On September 15, 1620, separatists from the Church of England... some living in Holland, left Plymouth, England. I'm sorry, Bart. Rubber stamp, thank you, next in line. Framegrabs from the Season 2 episode, Bart Gets an F.Bart enlists Martin's help after he fails yet another test and may have to repeat the fourth grade. Concentrate, man! Bart: See, boy? I guess you'll be missing a week of school. Lisa: Ooh! It's not so hard. In the episode,Bartfails four consecutive history exams and the school psychiatrist recommends that Bartrepeat the fourth grade. Bart: Yes, ma'am. The memory of a million drop stitches flows in your veins. Before you know it, you'll be back among your polygons... and your Euclidian algorithms. Marge: Time to get up, Lisa. A couple more games and I'll hit the books. Script Supervisor: Doris Grau. See the fear? And the nuclear power plant. Bad Santa's Little Helper! They laugh at me? No, you don't understand. Lay down! Lisa: Bad dog! Bart: I'm sorry. The mumps? Another year together. Eleanor Mills. Have a toffee. This is the final straw! This is not for you! Homer: Sure. But my time has not passed yet! 2:00 is fine. Homer: (babbling nonsense) Hey! Well, you win. I'm calling the dog warden right now! Raise a dog the same as a child, with simple, authoritative commands. Homer: Well, well, "Mr. Universe" takes a walk. Stay, boy! Roll over. Homer: AAAAAAHHHHH!!! Dr. Hibbert: (chuckles) I see. Jeffery A. Meyers, Miles Lewis Horst Followed by immediate correction. Sylvia Winfield: There's only one family on this block... No, on Earth inconsiderate enough to let that monster roam free! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Anything that'll cancel school. Homer: No! Cover for me, will ya? I said, sit! Stop! Homer: Well, my faithful dog was bringing me my shoes, and they fell apart in his mouth. It's a school day. Stop! All right! Now it's your turn. Sit! Lisa, you wasted chicken pox. Homer: No! Which way do you think that was? How is your dog? Bart: Wait a minute, you did it! What a question! I order you to buy those shoes! It's one thing to be a link in a chain. Man: Well, he'd be happy at my farm. This is a classic case of what laymen refer to as "fear of failure.". If he studies hard, passes finals, and becomes a perfect dog... ...can we keep him then? Apu: You wandering mongrel! Marge: Homer, can't we place this ad after the dog fails his test? You know, 1754. Dr. Hibbert: Discoloration of the glands. Homer: We never had a family member we can give away before. Bart: Since you get paid either way... would it be a big deal to just let my dog pass? From (Season 2 Episode 1) "Bart Gets an "F""Bart fails a test and is told that he has one more chance to pass it or else he will be held back a year. Dr. Hibbert: (chuckles) Such responsibility for such a little girl. Bart: Homework? This is as good as I can do, and I still failed. Man #1: As an actor, my eyes need to look their whitest--. Bart: (anxiously) You think you could grade it now, please? Deadly mothballs. Dr. Hibbert: (chuckles) Arithmetic. Spoil yourself. Bart: No! Okay, don't panic. All right, class, the topic is world literature. After that backfires, Bart prays to … Think, Simpson! I want you in my corner, horney. Lisa: Have some fun. Krusty: You know, yours is the only show I'll do. That night, a tremendous snowstorm hits Springfield, cancelling school the following day. I'm only watching because Brandy knows the body is hidden in the boathouse. Have a nice day at school, Bart. I tied my dog outside myself! I'll call Dr. Hibbert. Good doggie! Feel free to share your own opinion- we do want to hear from you! Let me check my schedule. Marge: Please. Let's see if they can stay away from this beef Wellington. Is there anything you haven't told us? The name of the book that I read was Treasure lsland. Color Design & Background Painting: Gyorgyi Peluce, ... Take a look and see what others have said about Bart Gets An F. We want to know what you think, too!! I think you have the mumps. To live. I didn't want to interfere with a ball in play. I got a peptic ulcer, my wife wants a new car and I need a root canal. You already know that with a little love... any puppy will grow up to be a bundle of joy. Winthrop: You think your dogs know the "stay" command. I am looking at him right-- D'oh! I know. I thank you. I swear I'll do better. Speak! Bart: School's your answer to everything.... Emily Winthrop: What lovely handwriting. Any similarity to actual persons or Bart Gets an F “I passed, I passed, I passed, I passed, I passed, I ... kissed the teacher! Granny's kissing me! Di episode ini Bart Simpsons selama beberapa kali tidak lulus ujian sejarah dan psikiater sekolah menganjurkan orang tua Bart bahwa ia tidak naik kelas. They'll hold me back if I don't shape up. I got a D minus! I'll set fire to my hair, rip my clothes! Mrs. Krabappel: Are you aware that there is a major exam tomorrow on colonial America? The famous defeat to the French. Winthrop: Congratulations, you've earned a toffee. Homer: (babbling nonsense) Hey! Marge: I don't know. As of Dec 19 20. Homer: Oh, man, $2.00? Bart: All right. Julia Kim Now that's a sewing finger, honey. He falls behind while studying for a history test and prays to God for help. I'd always considered myself rather popular. I asked for a miracle, and I got it. Bart is caught shoplifting. It originally aired on theFox networkin the United States on October 11, 1990. I thought we'd be pals forever. And look. George Niciforos, Matthew Sawelson Phonics, functions, vocabulary, remedial reading? We've spent money on training, with no improvement. If Lisa goes to school, I go. To catch a fish, to kill a bull, to make love to a woman. Bring the TV up. Get out of my mom-and-pop operation! I thought you'd be used to failing. (groans) Are you going deaf, or are you just stupid? Marge: Well, Lisa, here it is. Twice. Never have I seen a more noble thing than you, brother. Come back, you're supposed to eat breakfast! Bart Gets an F S2E1 Simpson and Delilah S2E2 Treehouse of Horror S2E3 Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish S2E4 Dancin' Homer S2E5 Dead Putting Society S2E6 Bart vs. Thanksgiving S2E7 Bart the Daredevil S2E8 Itchy and Scratchy and Marge S2E9 Bart Gets Hit by a Car S2E10 One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish S2E11 The Way We Was S2E12 Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th … They've got Velcro, a water pump, built-in odometer, and vanity plates. «Bart Gets an "F"», llamado Bart en suspenso en España y Bart reprueba en Hispanoamérica, es el primer episodio correspondiente a la segunda temporada de la serie animada Los Simpson, emitido originalmente el 11 de octubre de 1990. Oh, man. Homer: Oh, Are you? Mrs. Krabappel, fed up with Bart's lackadaisical approach to his studies, gives him an ultimatum: shape up or repeat the fourth grade. It's so unfair. After chewing up Homer's new sneakers and the Bouvier family quilt, Santa's Little Helper is sent to obedience school. Bart: Now, sit! Get off the bus and forever hold your peace, little dudes. Do you want to be held back a grade? Bart Gets an "F" is the first episode of the second season of The Simpsons. Let me get "Old Red". Krusty: You're my best friend. Like this. It's not the end of the world. Stay! Martin: How can we tell we're doing it right? Marge: Homer! Find an egghead and pump him for some answers. Bart’s poor schoolwork prompts his teacher, Mrs. Krabappel, to threaten to hold him back in the fourth grade for an extra year. If not, at least you'll be bigger than the other kids. You can't give my dog away! The little tiger tries so hard. Everyone else in the class has shown some improvement. Well done. Bad dog! You can't hold me back. Hey, Otto-man! Well, you go ahead and call your precious dog warden, you old axe... because my dog is tied up in the backyard! Bart Gets an F simple powerpoint « on: December 04, 2014, 01:30:57 pm » I took the template for the Simpsons bomb game and made it more of a simple activity where the students would watch the 'Bart Gets an F' episode then answer the questions from the slides. The screams, the humiliation, the fact that it wasn't me! I'll take these three. Maybe one more dish. Homer: We all loved that quilt. What does that mean? Man: I'm sure it is doll face. To catch a fish, to kill a bull, to make love to a woman. Geeks sit in the front. Look at this rascal. It's a school day. Marge: My, you're burning up. That's my food! A teacher strike, a power failure. You need someone's help, but I don't know why that someone should be me. As emotionally crippling as it may be, my recommendation is for Bart to... repeat the fourth grade. Homer: D'oh! Why does he keep failing? Now take this down: Free to loving home, world's smartest dog. Go home, boy. As God is my witness, I can pass the fourth grade! Is it ready? Bart: Yes, ma'am. Lisa: This is our pet. You reached the level of ungrateful grandchild. We have to clean up this room. I really tried. Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation Now, stay. Marge: Well, you certainly captured the moment. What's your favorite subject? Marge: This patch commemorates the destruction of the old quilt. Marge and Lisa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's it? Not the sports section! Played 726 times. Yo, hairy bro. People think only mules can pull carts. Lisa: lf Bart stays home, I'm going to school. Dr. Hibbert: Yeah, it looks like little Lisa has the mumps. (laughs). Ned: Sometimes you've gotta spoil yourself. Marge: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Thanking you in advance, your pal, Bart Simpson. You're a water monster. If Lisa stays home, I stay home. Frolic with him. How are you doing? Homer: Come here, boy! Steven Dean Moore He’s a kid who exhibits creativity and ingenuity, but in none of the ways that involve standardized tests and book reports. You see? Bart Gets An F Posted on June 29, 2015 September 2, 2015 by qwertyhali I can sympathize with Bart, after surviving a semester of my first year in high school I decided to watch this episode, I cried at the end of it because I had finally felt what Bart had felt, the first time I watched this episode is two years ago and I didn’t really feel the way he felt, I hadn’t understood it yet. I truly believed you were Hemingway. Homer: Now, Marge, honey... come on, don't get upset. Marge: Hmm, I don't know, Bart. Your canine is in my pool again. From now on, you sit in the back row. Piece of cake? I thought we agreed to consult before major purchases. He's not even housebroken. It's another to start one of your own. The nurse is on the floor picking up a dropped jar of tongue depressors. Good luck! 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